MICHAEL “PS” HAYES
It’s been a long standing dream of mine to time travel and party with the patriarch of the Fabulous Freebirds. Hell, I’d party with him now! The reputation he carried as a partier and general ruffian guaranteed ol’ PS a place on this list as soon as I thought of it. To be fair, he’d likely drag you into more trouble than you’d have been in without him but that shouldn’t be a concern. Where’s there’s smoke there’s fire and where Hayes is, the rest of the Freebirds aren’t far behind. Like a pack of drunken Southern wolves, Michael, Terry & Jack (and Jimmy) will scrap until the sun comes up. Or at least until the Jack Daniels runs out.