HAKU
As a long term wrestling fan I’ve read & heard a lot of stories over the years. There are a few major consistencies between all these tales; Haku is one of the toughest most frightening men walking the planet. He once bit off a man’s nose in a Baltimore airport because he called wrestling fake! There have been many stories about him pulling out teeth, causing compound fractures, gouging eyes etc. The man fights like a SAW film. There is not a person on this (or any other) planet I would want to fight less than him. For the final word on Haku, I’ll leave you with this quote from Jake “The Snake” Roberts.
“If I had a gun and was sitting inside a tank with one shell left and Meng is 300 yards away, he’s mine, right? Well the first thing I’m going to do is jump out of the tank and shoot myself because I don’t want to wound that son of a bitch and have him pissed off at me.”
So there you have it, the top seven guys I’d want backing me up if things got hairy. Agree? Disagree? Have a list of your own you’d like to share? Let me hear about it. Also if anyone has any ideas for future Magnificent Sevens grab the brass ring and hit me with those suggestions!